Blanca Blanco Is That Nympho At Your Starbucks

Blanca Blanco Is That Nympho At Your Starbucks

Blanca Blanco is throwing out the desperate housewife vibe with force today. Slap a Brazzers logo at the bottom of this pic and I could easily see her playing a dissatisfied trophy wife. All she needs is a stepson that is nearly her age and a neglectful husband, preferably one with a large home in order to maximize the feeling of loneliness. I like to be able to empathize with an adulterer, otherwise it totally takes me out of the mood. If Blanca is going to be partaking in borderline incestuous behavior then I would like to think that the husband has it coming to him.

Even with Blanca putting in the absolute minimum amount of effort towards her appearance, she is still a knockout. She can't even be troubled to put her hoodie on properly, she is probably in a rush to get back to her apartment and resume bingeing on Netflix and Fig Newtons. Maybe I am being too hard on her; it could be that her right shoulder was hotter than the rest of her and she was risking a heat stroke. It is possible.

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA