Afternoon Crumbs
March 26, 2018
Netflix renewed Queer Eye for a second season, so prepare your social media feeds to once again be filled with people saying that they cried out all the water in their systems while watching the new Fab 5 heal American with their makeovers. And okay, okay, I may have cried while watching too, but only when Jonathan Van Ness flipped his ethereal mane of enchanting perfection – Towleroad
What’s really going on here is that Brie Larson is hypnotized by Jude Law’s impeccable hair transplant game – Lainey Gossip
Kylie Jenner doesn’t have her eyes closed for the sake of ~mood~. Trick physically can’t open her eyes with forty five pounds of paint and polyester tarantula legs on them – Drunken Stepfather
One “royal expert” thinks that Meghan Markle isn’t going to try to outshine Duchess Kate in the wedding dress department. Hmmm, I’m not so sure about that, because I have a feeling that a long white dress with the words “Cry More You Loser Whores, I’m Marrying Your Man,” written in rhinestones on it is going to get a lot of attention – Celebitchy
Someone actually thought it was a good life decision to marry the cancer scammer from Real Housewives of Orange County – Reality Tea
Anna Kendrick looks so calm and serene for someone who left the house after forgetting to put pants on – Popoholic
Gus Kenworthy is giving you Brokeback Mountain porn parody hotness in Gay Times – OMG Blog
Easy answer: DE HAVILLAND, obviously. – Pajiba
So far, the Spice Girls reunion only includes a cartoon – SOW
Emily RideAJetSki even poses sexy while farting onto a dude’s hand – Hollywood Tuna
A Carmen Sandiego movie starring Gina Rodriguez is in the works – Just Jared
Pic: Netflix