Afternoon Crumbs
March 23, 2018
The invitations for the worst day in history (aka the day Prince Hot Ginge marries another) have gone out, and on them it states that the dress code is dress uniform, morning coat or lounge suit. So all of you thirsty pepaw fuckers who have wet dreams about seeing Prince Philip’s peen outline in gray sweatpants will probably get your wish on May 19, because he’s definitely at the age of not giving a fuck and is going to show up in a sweats lounge suit – Lainey Gossip
I want The Notorious R.B.G. to put out a rap song called My Best Scrunchies Come From Zurich – Celebitchy
Okay, but I think all of the Real Housewrecks of Atlanta need to go to rehab to deal with their #hashtagaddiction – Reality Tea
If you’re in Spring, TX and want to see Love, Simon, but are either cheap as hell or broke, Matt Boner’s got you covered – Towleroad
Why did I just mistake Charlotte McKinney for Stephanie Tanner? – Drunken Stepfather
Bless Bella Thorne for keeping Lip Service in business – Popoholic
Bill Hader says that Justin Bieber was the worst SNL guest he’s ever worked with. Bill blames it on the Biebs being in a bad place at the time. Or maybe the Biebs just being the Biebs – SOW
There’s nothing worse than waking up hungover on a raggedy chair in an abandoned warehouse while wearing sequin pants. Dakota Fanning knows what I’m talking about – Hollywood Tuna
Hot bald DILF Stanley Tucci is a daddy again – Just Jared
Shawn Mendes could’ve been the Simon in Love, Simon – OMG Blog
Pic: @KensingtonRoyal