‘The Hurricane Heist’ may not rock you like a — but there’s fun to be had in its inanity

Some treasures do wash ashore in the incredibly ridiculous but entertaining “The Hurricane Heist,” directed by action-schlock auteur and “The Fast & the Furious” OG Rob Cohen. Written by Scott Windhauser and Jeff Dixon from a story by Anthony Fingleton and Carlos Davis, the script lends itself…