Donald Trump Declares War On Alec Baldwin
March 2, 2018
Donald Trump Declares War On Alec Baldwin
At a time when all Americans are waiting to learn if President Donald Trump is actually going to implement the steel and aluminum tariffs next week – anticipation of which already has whacked the stock market – and also whether Trump is in bed with the NRA or will enact meaningful gun-control measures, AND if Trump’s national security adviser and chief economic adviser are on their way out the door, Trump took time this morning to assure the country as to his position on Alec Baldwin.
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Baldwin previously had complained that playing him on Saturday Night Live had become agony.
“Alec Baldwin, whose dying mediocre career was saved by his terrible impersonation of me on SNL, now ways playing me was agony,” Trump tweeted of Baldwin’s spot-on impersonation of Trump on SNL.
“Alec, it was agony for those who were forced to watch. Bring back Darrel Hammond, funner and a far greater talent!” Trump added.
Baldwin jumped in with both feet, assuring Trump via Twitter that, “agony though it may be, I’d like to hang in there for the impeachment hearings, the resignation speech, the farewell helicopter ride to Mara-A-Lago. You know. The Good Stuff. That we’ve all been waiting for.”
And, Baldwin assured Trump he, for one, was very much looking forward to the Trump Presidential Library with its putting green, recipes for chocolate cake, little black book with phone numbers of porn stars, “and, you’re in and out in five minutes.”
In closing, Baldwin advised Trump, “please ask your wife to stop calling me for SNL tickets. (Hey Melania…we’ve got Charles Barkley this Saturday!)”
Donald Trump’s morning tweet and Baldwin’s responses:
Alec Baldwin, whose dying mediocre career was saved by his terrible impersonation of me on SNL, now says playing me was agony. Alec, it was agony for those who were forced to watch. Bring back Darrell Hammond, funnier and a far greater talent!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 2, 2018
Looking forward to the Trump Presidential Library.
A putting green.
Recipes for chocolate cake.
A live Twitter feed for visitors to post on.
A little black book w the phone numbers of porn stars.
You’re in and out in five minutes.
Just like…— ABFoundation (@ABFalecbaldwin) March 2, 2018
And Mr President…
please ask your wife to stop calling me for SNL tickets.
(Hey, Melania…we’ve got Charles Barkley this Saturday!)— ABFoundation (@ABFalecbaldwin) March 2, 2018