Night Crumbs
May 4, 2018
Never mind Lionel Richie doing his best Price is Right model impersonation by presenting Katy Perry’s chichis to the photographers, ABC has renewed American Idol for a second season. Everybody will be back, which means Katy Perry will stuff another $25 million into her titty alley and Ryan Seacrest’s evil gnome reign on ABC continues. I don’t even want to know what kind of demented shit Ryan has on Mickey Mouse – Just Jared
I don’t know what should be thrown into a fire first: Christina Aguilera’s shit-fitted trench coat or those hideous 90s Anastacia glasses that refuse to die? – Lainey Gossip
Um, the only ring I care about when it comes to Prince Hot Ginge is his cock ring – Celebitchy
Porsha Williams’ color bar camel toe is telling me that her coochie is currently experiencing technical difficulties – Reality Tea
So according to the logic of America’s Sweetheart Adam Rippon, if I start telling everyone that I’m Prince Hot Ginge’s husband, I will eventually become PHG’s husband. Or I’ll end up with another restraining order extension. Either or! – Towleroad
This is what I’ve always pictured the devil looking like – Drunken Stepfather
Okay, okay, Ariana Grande Latte is good at shit like this, but she should still be jailed for stealing that crib skirt from a baby’s nursery – OMG Blog
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